Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. I thought we had an agreement.
YOU were going to be nicer than 2008. Fucker.
I HATE YOU, and I'm so glad I'll never EVER have to see you again.
Whew, I feel better. I think I'm all done being Angry for a while. Dude, even my Horoscope admits things have been crappy for the last couple of years. Check this out:
Year 2010 Overview
Okay, pause for a moment and check your pulse. Still there? Good. That means you survived the last couple of years with both Saturn and Pluto in less-than-perfect places for you. And by "less than perfect," I mean "LOUSY." Good News! Both of astrology's heavyweights have moved on to more constructive places for you. Now is the time to take that famous Pisces sensitivity (still in tact from the challenges of the last while) and put it to work making your life a happier and more comfortable place.
You'll be receiving a lot more attention from others in 2010: loved ones, family, and co-workers will all be drawn to you at times like moths to a flame. And as a result of the last couple of years worth of hassle, you'll be a stronger person with better judgement, and much better able to handle the influx. Enjoy your new position at the center of your own social circle! One more noteworthy change from the previous year: Jupiter will be in your sign for most of the year, giving you new found sense of optimism and happiness no matter how they turn out. You'll be feeling expansive, but be careful not to expand too much -- this transit also comes with a more than usual weight gain. There will be a renewed emphasis on health, fitness and personal well being in the spring -- take advantage of that. Then again, maybe you deserve the break. What's a pound or two compared to real happiness?
That weight gain reference best be stemming from a successful pregnancy. Pluto and Saturn at least owe me that.. Sonsabitches. Besides I start my Yoga class Monday.
I got that Horoscope from here. In case any of you are into Chinese astrology, I'm a sheep (or goat). I'd love to hear more good news if you come across it. =)
Happy New Year Folks!
18 comments:
Interesting! I hope it follows through!!
Happy New Year to us. It has to be better than this.
Wow! Sounds so positive!
gotta go read mine... so interesting. This year sucked for me, too. Started off hopeful and did a 360 by summer. ugh. i'm not sad to see 2009 go...
Here's to a better 2010!
Haha. Mine says I'll be pulling the economy out of its slump. Hope I make millions doing it.
And I'm glad yours calls for "optimism and happiness" no matter what. You'll be like that girl at the party whose had so much to drink she forgets she's not having fun and has fun anyway!
Thanks for posting my horoscope on your blog! 2010 is bound to be a better year!
Sayonara 2009! Love the horoscope...kind of scared to go read mine.
My thoughts on 2009 exactly!!! And 2008 for that matter!
2010 better be bringing us both some baby bellies!!!! And maybe a trip to Disneyland?? I'm just saying...
I also read my horoscope (I'm a Gemini) and it said things should be looking up, after a crappy year... soooo hopefully....
Love ya friend! Thanks for always listening to me complain and making me laugh!
You took the words right out of my mouth, stupid 2009. (and you also made me laugh :))
Here's to the new year!
you're awesome. nuff said.
You took the words right out of my mouth...again :) Thanks!
2010 has to be better, eh?
In response to your comment on my 2009 post - who says four letter words aren't eloquent. I think that was a lovely post.
Thanks for the horoscope link. My Jan. horoscope said something about seeking my goals for the year starting to come to fruition???? We'll see ....
Happy sucky 2009 being over.
Farewell to 2009 ... I hope 2010 is as wonderful as your horoscope says! You deserve the best year ever and I pray that you get it, starting ASAP!!
Yay Pisces!
Happy New Year! Best wishes to us both! I start my 1st IVF in Jan (this month).
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Love it! 2009 can suck it! And interestingly enough, my horoscope had a similar tone in saying that I should be ready for the last two years of crap to finally be over. And that 2010 will have good things to come and not just in the form of not more bad news. Good bye Pluto and Saturn, you've messed with plenty of lives.
You know I'm KMFC for you, especially once you have had a break. This a great time to find your center again. Hugs!
Haha, you're right I hadn't seen this post. But I think you can be angry at 2009 and happy & hopeful for 2010 at the same time! :)
Augh, don't even get me started on horoscopes and kismet and destiny! I hope your weight gain b/c of a pregnancy is 100% true!! :)
Wow, lol...this just made my night. I'm sooooo glad to see 2009 go too...it was such a crappy year!
One more thing...I just clicked on your link and discovered that I had the exact same horoscope...we're both Pisces that had a lousy year! This year HAS to be better for the both of us:)
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